You just shat. Now you realize there’s no TP. Or paper towels. What do you do? That was me in San Francisco. Learn from my shame. Exclusive to ANewDomain.net.
The Worst Toilet I Ever Endured Was the Toilet I Endured in San Francisco
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You didn’t know about Al Roker’s experience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSkFDJZ8bs
This is why pockets will never go out of style as long as people must shit. Pocket, paper towel X 2 or 3.
DanD
That’s funny — and true.
I’ve learned to keep a paper towel or toilet paper in my pocket when I go for a walk with the dog, hoping I’m near a park or such (in Mexico).
Of course, I’m 71 years old and somewhat incontinent. 😀
Ted,
1. Always check the other stalls after such an event. Also, check for a supply cupboard.
2. Always wear a T-shirt. In an absolutely unavoidable disaster situation such as yours — I’ve had a similar one, but I will only recount it orally — your T-shirt can be ripped into quite a large number of “squares.”
3. Socks, also, can be used in a pinch.
4. After socks, there are the tails of your shirt. This requires some careful ripping, as you don’t want to come back to the outside world with a midriff-bared shirt. A housekey can be used as a rudimentary knife or awl. Once you get a small opening in the fabric, you can usually tear by hand.
5. Underwear. Boxers are preferable to briefs in that they provide more cloth, and have less elastic to contend with. If at all possible, try to save the seat portion.
6. For the real fashion plate who has just dropped a one-and-a-half … pocket handkerchief. If anyone asks why you carry a pocket handkerchief, come up with a believable lie. “Uh, I chronically masturbate.”
All best,
I also recommend asking a Pilipina how she does it without tp. All you need is a cup for water, and soap (in my experience, Philippinos have a very clean, water-friendly culture).
DanD